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Just in case you were one of the roughly 304 million people in the United States who missed Terrell Owens' appearance on "Under One Roof":



It really says something for a sitcom when its best actor is a professional football player making a guest appearance, and whose previous acting experience includes ... playing a professional football player.

It gets better. As the Dallas Morning News' Tim MacMahon writes, Owens takes the same approach to learning his lines ("I own my own websites called CheesecakeHotties.com!") that he does to learning the playbook.

"I had access to the script, but I didn't actually read it," T.O. said of his appearance on Under One Roof. "I kind of get bored reading stuff, so I just kind of breezed through my parts."

It would probably be more worrisome if Owens wasn't bored stupid trying to wade through the script. And despite quite possibly the worst sitcom writing this side of "Listen Up", T.O.'s appearance is still less embarrassing than this. At least according to Bill Parcells (favorite movie: "Footloose"), anyway.