SteakGrowsOnDmitri: mmph

**OnlineHost** Dmitri Young has hit the ball against the center field wall.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ah s***

i ain runnin

GoodGasMileage: c'mon man it aint runnin its just punchin the earth with ya legs

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what the erf done ta me

GoodGasMileage: i dunno but they call it "mother earth"

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: ha

taste it bitch

/deliberately stomps to first

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /pant pant pant

wwwwwoof

TheFreshPrince: Dmitri! How's it going, man?

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight

jus kick the mother erf in she uglies

TheFreshPrince: Huh.

You look a little winded, man. Have you been eating okay? What did you have for lunch today?

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: salads

TheFreshPrince: Good choice. What kind of salad? Have a recipe? I'm always looking for new stuff to try.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight

get ya 12 white castles an 20 egg yolks, put them s***s in a blender

pour it over 12 of them peep candies

its called "dmitri youngs haul ass energy salad" an if ya aint cite me ill cook ya an eat ya in a gravy

TheFreshPrince: Man, you should consider going vegetarian.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: what in the f*** is

oh is that just chicken bones an milk

TheFreshPrince: It's a meat-free lifestyle.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: WHAT IN THE F*** IS A LIFESTYLE

TheFreshPrince: "Vegetarian" means no meat. Just fruits, vegetables, grains, stuff like that. I feel great with all that stuff in my body.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: wh

hol this fa me

/pulls 5-gallon jar of sugar out of back pocket

TheFreshPrince: Why?

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: brb

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /runs to second

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /runs to third

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /barrels home

barbie_and_kendall: What is this idiot doing? HOME THROW IT HOME

HomePlateUmp: oh my god

uh, home run

barbie_and_kendall: What? That's a live ball, are you kidding me?

HomePlateUmp: home run, end of game, end of season, get your ass the hell out of the way

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /rounds home, runs back toward first

**OnlineHost** The wind sheer has blown Jason Kendall into the stands.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: huff huff huff huff huff

TheFreshPrince: /stands on first base holding jar of sugar

welp

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: huff huff huff huff you dumb you dumb you dumb youdumb youdumb youdumb youdumb
youdumbyoudumbyoudumbyoudumb
youdumbyoudumbyoudumbYOUDUMB

**OnlineHost** Dmitri Young has collided into Prince Fielder with 93 tons of pound-force.

**OnlineHost** Prince Fielder and the jar of sugar have been compromised at the molecular level and re-bonded.

**OnlineHost** The right side of the infield is peppered with fun-size "Blue's Clues" fruit snacks.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri:

i jus made ya inta fruit snacks

becaus im really SMART!

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: a clue a clue

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /devours bag of fruit candy, does not unwrap