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The ever enduring adoration of sports by the male populace in this country is borderline obsession at times, and ocassionally creates a rift between husbands and wives. But not for Kyle Carter and his wife, who are both on the same page ... about trading her for tickets to the Lakers - Celtics game via craigslist.

trade 1 night with my wife shes 5-4 105 brown hair eyes great body tanned toned very pretty girl 1 night all safe and normal stuff dinner movie drinks no drugs or crazy requests serious replies only must reply with a picture to be considered please normal guys only

Carter has said that, fortunately, everyone who responded has been "normal". Since it would behoove them not to scream lewd profanities as soon as the Carters pick up the phone, even if they are perverts looking to trade NBA tickets for sex. Of course, they would be wasting their time anyway. Carter (and presumably his wife) are not willing to trade sex. Like any good escort service, they only offer companionship.

"Basically, they all want pictures," said Carter. "A lot of people want to know what she looks like. I'm just looking for something simple, dinner and a couple of drinks. I don't even know if these people actually have the tickets."

Here is, uh, the problem, Kev. Unless you backdoor your way into finding an 80-something-plus year old man willing to cough up tickets, it seems like a little more quid-pro-quo is going to be necessary to get your hands on any gate passes. Not that I think this guy should let his wife have sex with some stranger; I just do not think any hardcore Boston fan is going to hand over their Finals tickets for dinner and a couple of drinks.

Via Lion in Oil