FanHouse

Have you always wanted to let someone know how you really feel about the Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant fued? But never had the proper way to verbalize it?

Well, now you do! Introducing, for a limited time -- and a special price!! -- the ringtone version of "Taste My A$$", straight from FunMobility.com (via Lion in Oil).

Since the rap was posted online, it has become an international phenomenon and has been viewed nearly half a million times on YouTube in less than a week. Now you can bring the nasty rivalry to your phone by visiting FunMo.com. FunMobility has the original rap as a free download and created a premium ringtone mashup inspired by the original Shaq rap, as well as a JibJab-style animation with the mashup soundtrack.

Users can now take the rivalry to the street and support their favorite basketball superstar feud by downloading the rap as their ringtone. FunMobility offers this unique ringtone and countless more to users for no cost.

That's right! No more embarrassing office moments! Avoid those awkward times when your phone rings in the board meeting and it doesn't blare out "Tell me how my a$$ tastes!!!" Avoid future disasters like this by making your phone scream vulgar semi-obscenities every time somebody dials your number!

*Shaq's a$$ sold separately. FanHouse not responsible for pending apocalypse.