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It's Official: Kyle Orton Is Bears Starting QB



Looks like Bears fans can say goodbye to the Rex Grossman era. How was it for you? I count one NFC Championship, a myriad of injuries, and several thousand over-reactions both negative and positive by fans and media alike while riding the Rex roller-coaster. I also count him becoming overly stigmatized to the point that his confidence has been shattered privately, though publicly he's still rarely accountable for mistakes.

Enter the jack-drinking 10 yard-out-throwing weird-bearded kid from Purdue. Yes, Kyle Orton is a starting NFL QB. The offense is officially stagnant again, as Orton can't throw the deep ball. The defense can crowd the box to take away the run, and Devin Hester as a deep threat is nothing more than window dressing.

Kyle Orton About to 'Win' Starting QB Job Over Rex Grossman

If anyone had the pleasure of watching the Seahawks first defense obliterate the Bears' pathetic offensive line Saturday night, you'll know why I put win in quotes in the title of this piece. The Vikings and Packers pass rush units have to be licking their chops at the chance to face this line twice during the regular season. It was an embarrassing display until the Seahawks called off the dogs.

Make no mistake about it, the Bears inability to effectively patch a decent offensive line together is going to kill any chance some of the talented, young skill players -- Devin Hester, Earl Bennett, Matt Forte, Greg Olsen, etc. -- have to show their stuff.

Now, speculation is rampant in the Chicago papers that Lovie Smith's demeanor and some of his statements are pointing towards Kyle Orton taking the starting job over Rex Grossman.

Some of the reasons provided are listed after the jump:

If Adam Archuleta Makes the Raiders, I'm Trying Out

That's right. You read the headline correctly.

As a Bears fan that sat through Adam Archuleta's futile attempt to play football last year, I have to put my foot down. The Raiders signed him today ... as a linebacker? You have to be kidding me.

Sure, he was once a good -- at best -- player. So was Donnell Woolford. He hasn't collected paychecks in the NFL since 1997, which is about as long as it's been since I played football. Did I play in the NFL? Of course not. I am, however, just as qualified as Adam Archuleta to be compensated for attempting to play football.

Want proof? Let's go to the proverbial tale of the tape:

Size
Archuleta: 6' 223 lbs.
Snyder: 5'8" 165 lbs.
Advantage: Me, of course. I'll be really sneaky instead of stomping around like a Clydesdale out there.

Experience
Archuleta: Seven NFL seasons, age 30.
Snyder: High school ... making me quite the unique American, also age 30.
Advantage: Think about all the wear and tear he's put his body through in seven seasons of the brutal grind. I'm fresh, baby. Sitting around at home blogging keeps a body fit. A spry thirty, to say the least.

Speed
Archuleta: No way he can break five-flat in the 40.
Snyder: Despite having a surgically repaired ACL, I could without breaking a sweat.
Advantage: You know the drill by now.

Muhsin Muhammad: 'Chicago Is Where Receivers Go to Die'

Looks like all Muhsin Muhammad did was say what everyone else is thinking. Only everyone else says it, too. The Bears QBs suck. Wow, that's quite an original thought, Moose. No one else is/has been saying that for the past fifteen years or so. Thanks for the revelation.

The statement would have a lot more credibility if it came from Bernard Berrian. You know, the guy that no one thought would be more than a speedy stretch-the-field slot receiver and instead became a very highly paid WR1 for the Minnesota Vikings in the off-season. Did he "go to die" in Chicago?

On the flip-side, you have Moose. He made more noise on the sidelines and in the locker room bitching than he did on the field producing. He lost his ability to gain separation and drops were routine. I suppose those two items fall squarely on the shoulders of Rex Grossman, Brian Griese, and Kyle Orton as well?

In response, the Bears weren't taking the bait ... though it seems like they wanted to:
Asked how Muhammad was as a teammate, Orton snapped, ''No comment.''

Lovie Needs a Three-Sided Coin

While Rex Grossman and Kyle Orton didn't do anything special enough to separate themselves in the race for the QB job no one wants, there may be a dark horse candidate emerging: undrafted rookie Caleb Hanie.

Anywhere else, and this would likely be a laughable proposition. With the futility most believe is contained in Grossman and Orton, though, there's a distinct possibility Hanie gets a look sometime this year. The Bears coaching staff is raving about Hanie's performance last Thursday night:
He finished Thursday completing 9 of 16 passes for 101 yards and a touchdown. None of his passes were sharper than the bullet between two defenders to Brandon Rideau for a 13-yard touchdown. Hanie also displayed more mobility than any other quarterback this preseason, tucking the ball for an 18-yard gain on a third-and-9 play.

"Did a nice job," offensive coordinator Ron Turner said of Hanie. "I was pleased with his poise, pleased with his composure. We've been pleased with him all camp.

"You never know how a guy is going to respond in a game. He was very relaxed, very poised."

FanHouse NFL Season Preview: Chicago Bears - Devin's World



Training camps are underway, the NFL season is a month off, and to get you ready for 2008, FanHouse previews all 32 teams, "heat index" style. We'll rate each club in 10 categories on a scale of 1 to 10, high score wins.


Quarterback:
It's an open competition between Rex Grossman and Kyle Orton. Cue the laugh track. I'll try to be positive. In 2006, Grossman led the team to a 13-3 record and an NFC Championship to boot. He led the NFL in 100+ QB rating games (yes, I know he led in games below 40 and also had a zero rating once ... remember I was being positive), and threw for over 3000 yards with 23 TD passes for a running-and-defense team. Orton went 10-5 as a starter in the previous season with atrocious numbers (seriously, he didn't even throw for 2,000 yards or ten TDs in 15 games). Look for Grossman to start, unless the Bears want to completely take away the threat of Devin Hester. And they can't do that. Heat Index: 2

Bears First-Rounder Already a Bust, QB Race a 'Dead Heat'

Chris Williams was drafted 14th overall by the Bears. They knew there were back issues, and as a matter of fact, many teams were scared off by these back issues. When the Bears took Williams, here's who was left on the board that could have helped them: Brandon Albert (yes, hurt now ... but he wasn't at the time and his injury happened in practice for KC ... the Bears draft him and a whole different set of circumstances enters the equation), Gosder Cherilus, Joe Flacco, Jeff Otah, Sam Baker, Felix Jones, Rashard Mendenhall, Chris Johnson ... okay, you get the point.

Low and behold, Williams hasn't really done much but jog in practice thus far, and he had surgery tonight.

What an abomination. Things surely can't get worse, can they?
To respond, the Bears could sign former Bears right tackle Fred Miller off the scrap heap, a desperate move, and subsequently return John Tait to the left side.
Oh, please God, no. I don't think I've ever seen a worse football player than the '07 version of Fred Miller in my thirty years on this Earth. That's not hyperbole. He's that bad. I actually tried to come up with a nickname like "the human penalty" or some creative spin on calling him a sieve or something the like. The problem is that nothing really does justice to how atrocious he is. When one of the worst O-Lines in football can't use you, something is wrong.

Orton To Start Thursday, Bears Scared Fans Will Boo Grossman

These are the days on the Chicago Bears offense. If it's not a coin-toss deciding the starting QB on day 1 of training camp, it's joking that Rex Grossman and Kyle Orton are going to play paper, rock, scissors to decide the starting QB.

Well, now it appears that Lovie Smith is going with a home-road platoon. Orton will start the first pre-season game, tomorrow at home vs. KC, while Grossman will start the following pre-season game -- a road game. Lovie claims there is no rhyme or reason to this decision:
"No real reason,'' Smith said. ''My reason. You had to pick one, I picked one. That's why there is a plan. Both of the guys know exactly when they are going to play.

''There's nothing [to read into] it, not because one guy played a little bit better than the other. This is how we're going to start it.''

Chicago Sun-Times beat reporter Brad Biggs had a different spin on the issue:
If the decision had anything to do with the cool reception Grossman received Friday during a practice at Soldier Field, the team never would say. It makes sense to go in this order because a rocky performance by Grossman could throw off the whole competition. Whether they want to admit it or not, the Bears are conscious of how their decisions are received publicly.

Urlacher Feels 'Better Than Ever'

Isn't this the best part of every training camp ... also the pre-season in basketball, baseball, and hockey? A veteran star feels like he's in the proverbial "best shape of his career." How many times have we heard it? It's so cliche, but according to Dan Pompei of the Chicago Tribune, this is exactly the case with the face of the Monsters of the Midway.

Apparently Brian Urlacher is using a training regimen called Egoscue that aging vets Junior Seau and John Lynch had used in the past to try and keep up the younger players of the league. It involves a bunch of stretching and self-resistance, among other things:
"It's a lot of core work, holding a pose for a minute or two," Urlacher says. "Some weird stuff. It's hard. Muscles you didn't even know you had start burning. But it makes you more flexible and functional. When I get done I feel great."
Remember, Urlacher was playing with pain last season -- just like Tommie Harris was -- as he dealt with a pinched nerve in his neck and assorted other back issues.
And now?

Rex Grossman Has Stellar Day, Goes a Little (LOT) Too Far

I'm a Bears fan. Thus, I have bias ... but ... all the stigma piled on the Bears offense, specifically Rex Grossman, has become hyperbole at this point. Everyone is talking about the offense like it's the worst in the history of football.

Yes, the offense was 26th overall in the NFL last year, and, yes, Bernard Berrian left. Again, cue the overreaction. Berrian isn't Randy Moss. He's not even Santana Moss. How that has such a ridiculous impact I'll never understand. Not only that, Berrian was as unproven heading into '06 as Mark Bradley is right now. Who is to say Bradley can't do the same? He has arguably as much talent.

Anyway, the offensive line and running back positions are improved (mostly just because Fred Miller and Cedric Benson are gone). The wideouts aren't good, but they haven't been good in Chi-Town in decades. The true bottom line is that everyone hates the Bears offense because Rex Grossman is the complete opposite of Brett Favre in the media. While cut from the same cloth -- gunslingers with cannons-for-arms that try to squeeze balls where they shouldn't -- Grossman is embarrassing compared to Favre when it comes to production. Always will be. Still, he has way too much talent to be treated like he is in the media.

I know Grossman's not good. Neither is the offense. We get that.
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