
File this under the "I wish I'd come up with it first but it probably shouldn't ever happen again" department: Zach Feinstein, a student at Washington University in St. Louis, has applied and been accepted for early entry into the NBA draft. The catch is that Zach, well, he's not so much slammed full of what you might call "upside."
He is a 5'8", weighs a buck-thirty, and claims under the "Scouting Report" section
at his website that his weaknesses are "Lacks Actual Basketball Skills, Ability, and Experience". Zach, in other words, is probably not good at basketball. But Zach found a pretty funny, albeit logical, loophole in the NBA's Collective Bargaining Agreement, in that he actually met the requirements for eligibility.
It was at that point decided - I must write a letter to the NBA declaring my intent to be drafted. Using my best legalese I crafted such a letter.
[...]Finally on April 1, I got a reply - a letter in my mailbox from the NBA. But this was no April Fools' joke. They were letting me into the NBA Draft.
After filling out a few more forms, Zach can now find his name on both
Draft Express and
NBA Draft.net. Now, he's probably not getting drafted, unless Billy Knight
sees something at a workout feels like making a funny. But it is simultaneously a hysterical and secretly ominous story that will probably end up getting some
major media play.