
Well, five weeks in and I finally land my first push. Which is good news (and a little bizarre) I guess, since I still went 5-7-1 for the week. Which brings my astounding season total to
31-41-1. On the bright side, my Tungsten picks are
7-3, so if you've been placing your money ... actually scratch that. If you're wagering on my picks, you're a bigger loser than me.
But, I have been known to occasionally get warm. Streaky business this handicapping. Let's rock.
Oakland Raiders @ New Orleans Saints (-7)You would think that the Saints could come off Monday night's debacle and piece together a decent game against the frigging Raiders. And I don't want Mantz accusing me of jinxing the Saints this week. Or did I just do that? Crap.
Saints -7Baltimore Ravens @ Indianapolis Colts (-4)Peyton Manning is like the
Phil Mickelson of football and that should be self explanatory. (Loser turned winner goofball type.)
Sage Rosenfels is still working on that transition so maybe Peyton doesn't deserve all the credit. Still, I'm not generally inclined to bet on Joe Flacco over anyone named Manning.
Colts -4
Cincinnati Bengals @ New York Jets (-6)Doesn't this feel like a trap game? Cincy's horrible but they've at least been close in a few recent games. Jets favored by less than a touchdown, people teasing Brett Favre all over the place (No, not the "Nice painkiller addiction, wuss!!" type of teasing, you jackass.) And then BAM.
Ryan Fitzpatrick gets all up in your bidness.
Bengals +6