After three years and double-digit arrests, Chris Henry has finally caught a break: a jury of his peers could not reach a verdict in a case in which the former Bengals wide receiver was accused of punching a University of Cincinnati student in the gourd last March. That's right: hung trial = Henry is now a free man. Until the pre-trial hearings next week, anyway. In the meantime, he can remove the electronic ankle monitor he's been sporting, but the judge ordered him to "stay away from the victim and the witnesses in the case."
The Bengals released Henry in April, shortly after the incident in question took place, and to date, there's been no interest from other NFL teams, presumably because they were awaiting the outcome of this trial. Or maybe everybody's just decided that Henry's on-field talent isn't worth the headache that comes with inability to stay out of jail.
But who knows, maybe a little time away from the game would do Henry some good. I mean, look what it did for Dig Dug Jones. First things first, though: Henry's going to need a ride home from the courthouse. And, oh, yeah, he needs a home, too.
Hat tip: MDS at PFT
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