First James Harrison, then Cedrick Wilson, and now this: Steely McBeam has been arrested for driving drunk. And just like Wilson, he's been canned. That's what happens when you're not one of the best mascots in the league -- teams just cut you willy-nilly, without even waiting around to hear the facts. Either that, or the organization rues the day they even thought unveiling a mascot -- and naming him Steely McBeam -- wasn't a completely insane idea.
Either way, one of the dudes hired by the Pittsburgh Steelers to play McBeam will no longer have the honor of donning the Hamburglar-sized head and carrying a ball-peen hammer. Them's the breaks.
Kenneth Hahey, 24, of Mt. Washington was charged with drunken driving after he was stopped in the South Side in January, according to Pittsburgh municipal court records. His blood alcohol level was .166, according to a police affidavit.The article doesn't say if he was dressed as Steely at the time. I'll guess yes. Also, I wonder if the absurdly high blood-alcohol level had anything to do with Hahey suddenly realizing that he's hated by Steelers fans everywhere. Again, I'm going with yes.
Unfortunately, though, it wasn't enough to kill off McBeam for good. According to Steelers' spokesman David Lockett, the mascot will be back for the 2008 season. I can't imagine anybody is happy about the news.
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