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College Football Songbook: Karma Is a Cruel, Instrument-Wrecking Mistress

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget. lament the loss to Pitt.

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College Football Songbook: Don't Let That Door Hit You In The Ass

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget.

It's everyone's favorite time of year, when coaches drop like flies mere days after getting the dreaded vote of confidence from the administration. I'm actually going to miss Ed Orgeron. But still, you let the program down, you gets the pink slip. Just don't let that door hit you in the ass.



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College Football Songbook: O H I Oh Damn!

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget.

At this point in a year that will be known more for upsets than anything else, it really shouldn't come as any surprise to see Ohio State lose to an unranked team. But surprise or not, we enjoyed it! And are very thankful that we won't have to listen to Ohio State fans in our office talk about a national title for at least another year. Yes, some things are business, and some things are personal. This is a little of both.



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College Football Songbook: That's What You Get for Putting Your Trust in a Fat Man

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget.

If one person has really benefited from all the major upsets in college football this year it would have to be Charlie Weis. Otherwise, much more media attention would be focused on the fact that Notre Dame is going through one of the worst years in the teams history. The lack of attention from the media probably doesn't make it any less painful, and neither will this.



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College Football Songbook: Do the Jorts Fit Better With a Bulldog's Foot in Your Ass?

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget.

No major upsets this week, and Phil Fulmer and the Vols just had to go ahead and win in overtime. So we bring you our thoughts on the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.



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Previously on FanHouse:
College Football Songbook: Ode to Phil Fulmer and His Donuts
College Football Songbook: Tiger Fans Get Ready to Sing the Blues
College Football Songbook: Pete Carroll Can't Have This
College Football Songbook: America's Wang and the Tasty Tears of Upsets
College Football Songbook: Steve Kragthorpe Had Better Start Looking for a Job
College Football Songbook: Losing to Croom Can Get You Fired
College Football Songbook: You Paid That Cupcake to Come in and Kick Your Ass

College Football Songbook: Ode to Phil Fulmer and His Donuts

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football Phil Fulmer. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget.


While I think the Rutgers upset of South Florida was probably a bigger upset than the Tennessee loss to Alabama, sometimes you have to break with tradition and pick on the fat guy. And that's exactly what we did this week. Phil Fulmer, thank you for being you!



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College Football Songbook: Tiger Fans Get Ready to Sing the Blues

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget.

Easily not the only big upset of the weekend, but the LSU-Kentucky game really was the marquee game. Don't think we weren't watching the lack of clock management by the Cal Bears, but Les Miles is just too easy of a target.




Special hat tip as always to Pete Holiday for putting the video together.

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College Football Songbook: Pete Carroll Can't Have This

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget.

It was another weekend of upsets. Not nearly as many as last week, but still. And none was more shocking than the 24-23 upset of USC by Stanford. Did Jim Harbaugh get into Pete Carroll's head? One thing is for sure, he got one of the biggest upsets in college football history with his backup quarterback. And for that, we dedicate this weeks College Football Songbook to Pete Carroll and the Trojans.




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College Football Songbook: America's Wang and the Tasty Tears of Upsets

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget.

Wow! Usually you can hope for one good upset to sing about per week, but not the plethora that took place this weekend. I feel bad, because I probably left a few people out. But such is life and the two minute song. Anyway, let's all rejoice in the tasty tears of the fans from Florida, WVU, Texas, and Oklahoma.



Special hat tip as always to Pete Holiday for putting the video together.

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College Football Songbook: Steve Kragthorpe had Better Start Looking for a Job

The College Football Songbook is a weekly feature in which we'll be making as much fun as humanly possible of the most embarrassing moments in college football. Through words, music, and related video we'll leave a lasting memory implanted on the brains of the vanquished that they are not soon to forget.

Louisville? What the? You lost to Syracuse! Syracuse!!! I don't know that anything else needs to be said.



Special hat tip to Pete Holiday for putting the video together.
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