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Just So We're Clear: Keyshawn Johnson Isn't Walking Through Bill Parcells' Door, Right?

Here's to hoping Keyshawn Johnson releases a statement that reads, "I AM RETIRED FROM PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL. I WILL NOT BE COMING BACK. EVER. PLEASE QUIT CALLING. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN ADVANCE." That way, the Miami Herald's Barry Jackson can quite asking Keyshawn about it every few months.

Back on Earth, Jackson does write that the Dolphins would still be interested in adding a wideout (like, say, this dude), but have been pleasantly surprised by the Nos. 3-5 receivers...
"...especially Derek Hagan. Plus, '' David Kircus has been very impressive and Greg Camarillo has been very, very steady,'' receivers coach Karl Dorrell said. Keyshawn Johnson said he's still ''seriously'' considering a comeback but that never came up when he spoke to Bill Parcells last month."
So, assuming Parcells has gotten over Johnson (like almost everybody else), Miami will go into training camp with Hagan, Kircus and Camarillo behind Ted Ginn and Ernest Wilford. Not exactly Duper and Clayton, but the team has bigger concerns (like, say, quarterback).

Luckily, I don't think Ginn's the worst player in the country, and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a break-out sophomore season. Again, the depends on somebody actually getting him the ball, but I like his chances with Beck/McCown/Henne and Sparano over Green/Lemon/Beck and Cameron. It'll be just like having Dan Marino, but very, very different.

On Keyshawn Johnson Comments, Bloggers Gave MJD a Pass


During the NFL draft, Yahoo Sports blogger Matthew J. Darnell, better known as MJD, wrote this about ESPN analyst Keyshawn Johnson's wardrobe:
". . . This is what happens when you hand Michael Irvin a giant blunt that had been soaked in embalming fluid for about a month, and then you say to him, "Mike, I want you to take an hour, smoke that, and then pick what I'm going to wear for the draft tomorrow. And if you could make the area from my neck to my chest look like a cracked-open watermelon, I'd really appreciate it. . . "
The bosses at Yahoo felt that those comments crossed the line, and they were taken down.

ESPN Seems Ill Prepared for New Fast-Paced NFL Draft



I must admit that I usually stay loyal to a certain brand. However, I may have to finally make the switch to NFL Network's coverage of the NFL Draft. ESPN hasn't been wowing me.

In fact, they've left me frustrated. I understand that advertising is the lifeblood of television, but I don't need 400 Under Armor commercials forcing me to miss ... I dunno ... actual picks.

Because of the commercials, we missed the Lions make their pick live. Because of the dozens of talking heads spread all over the country, we missed Roger Goodell announce Glenn Dorsey as the Chiefs' pick. Just now, they were shouting over a cheering crowd who was acknowledging the NFL honoring members of our Armed Forces.

We have Chris Berman being ... Chris Berman (we all saw the "hold the Mayo" comment a mile away). Keyshawn Johnson can't use words to convey his thoughts. We miss all the trade announcements. Whenever something breaks ... they all start stuttering and grow silent.

Oh, and they've been ruining the suspense by showing guys chatting on cell phones and wearing team hats well before the pick is announced (Awful Announcing has been watching both networks and says NFL-Net actually has the trade details five minutes or so before ESPN).

Keyshawn Johnson's Pretty Sure Bill Parcells Would Let Him Play for the Dolphins


This has been going on since Bill Parcells took his banana hammock to South Beach earlier this year: Keyshawn Johnson will comeback, most likely with the Dolphins. Or so go the rumors, anyway. The Miami Herald's Barry Jackson wrote as much in February, Hashmarks posted about it a month later, and today, Mr. Jackson has more:
Although the Dolphins want to get younger, ESPN analyst and retired receiver Keyshawn Johnson, still mulling a comeback, said by phone, ''I'm pretty sure if I wanted to come to Miami, Bill Parcells would say OK.''
In the same notebook column, Jackson points out that the although the Dolphins added three veteran wideouts -- Ernest Wilford, Tab Perry and David Kircus -- they "need more quality behind Ted Ginn, ... Wilford and erratic Derek Hagen." The draft, less than two weeks away now, is the most obvious way to add depth and youth.

Could Johnson help the Dolphins next season? Well, I guess that depends on your definition. He's never been a deep threat, and I'm guessing he's still a willing blocker who's also not afraid to patrol the middle of the field. And I suppose you can never call old-timers "good mentors" too often, so I'll mention that too.

But at 35, Johnson's no Terrell Owens; he'll never be "one play away from taking it to the house." But that's what Ginn's for. If nothing else, Johnson would be a reliable option for second-year quarterback John Beck, which is something he really didn't have last year. So in that sense, yeah, Johnson could be worth a roster spot. Still not convinced it's happening, though.

Keyshawn Johnson Still Wants to Comeback


It's been nearly three weeks since we had our last Keyshawn Johnson update, so for those of you on the edge of your seats (which probably includes only Emmitt Smith, who's fate at ESPN will be decided based on whether or not Johnson makes an NFL comeback*), here ya go (via Hashmarks):
I talked to Keyshawn Johnson for a few minutes last night and it doesn't sound like anything is imminent regarding his possible comeback attempt.

"I'll just keep working out and see what happens," he said.

Johnson indicated last month that he would be open to returning to football after spending last season as a studio analyst for ESPN. The Dolphins would be his preferred team because of his relationship with Bill Parcells, but at this point, the club appears to be headed in a different direction.
I suppose it's not completely surprising that the Dolphins would want to move in a different direction. (i.e. get younger) I mean, they just got rid of Marty Booker, who's four years Johnson's junior.

Keyshawn Johnson Hasn't Received an Offer From Dolphins, but Would Consider One

Last week I mentioned that Keyshawn Johnson was considering a South Beach comeback although FanHouse's Michael David Smith pointed out that ESPN may want to keep the first-year analyst in Bristol.

Yesterday, Johnson told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel that he'd love to return to the NFL, but denied a report that he's received an offer from the Dolphins, who are run by his former coach, Bill Parcells.
"Me and Bill talk all the time. We talk about football a lot. We talk about everything, except playing for the Miami Dolphins," said Johnson...

"He's helping me go over the pros and cons of coming back versus staying at ESPN," Johnson said. "He's always treated me like a father figure more than anything else. But not once has he said, 'Come play for me in Miami.'"
Johnson did say he'd be open to playing for the Dolphins, and wouldn't mind serving as a mentor to Ted Ginn and Derek Hagan. Plus, he's very familiar with new Miami offensive coordinator Dan Henning, who held the same job when Johnson was with the Panthers.

As I previously noted, "Johnson's ... a very capable blocker, has good hands, and isn't afraid to patrol the middle of the field. He's never had deep speed so his ability to stretch the defense is no more an issue now than it was early in his career." I don't see how bringing him back has a downside (although it does go against the team's off-season plan to get younger).

ESPN Expands Keyshawn Johnson's Role


Yesterday FanHouse's Ryan Wilson noted that former Jets, Buccaneers, Cowboys and Panthers wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson could have an opportunity to return to the NFL after a year off and hook up with his old coach BIll Parcells, who's now running the Miami Dolphins' front office.

Today I was told that Johnson is scheduled to guest host ESPN's Jim Rome is Burning on Monday. It's the first time he's served as the host of an opinion-oriented show since he signed with ESPN last year, and it's an opportunity for Johnson to expand his TV reach beyond his normal role as an in-season NFL analyst.

So are these two stories related? I don't know, but I think they are. Parcells offering Johnson an opportunity to get back to the NFL could be seen as an offer, and ESPN giving him the opportunity to have a broader presence on TV could be seen as a counter-offer. (One reason Johnson would view this as an attractive counter-offer: Johnson is a Southern California guy, and Jim Rome is Burning tapes in L.A., whereas most of Johnson's previous work has been in Bristol.)

Johnson is no dummy, and he must know he can use his multiple suitors for bargaining purposes: If Parcells wants him to come back to the NFL, Johnson can tell him he'll need more money than just the veteran minimum because TV is paying him well. If ESPN wants him to stick around, it may need to give him higher-profile assignments to convince him not to leave for the Dolphins. Johnson is a man in demand right now.

Keyshawn Mulls a South Beach Comeback


The Miami Dolphins have started the arduous task of remaking the roster. Earlier this week they cut nine players, including quarterback Trent Green and wideout Marty Booker.

They also have the first-overall selection, and could take defensive end Chris Long, quarterback Matt Ryan, or look to trade down and accumulate picks to hasten the rebuilding process.

And then there's this, courtesy of the Miami Herald's Barry Jackson:
Jerome Stanley, Keyshawn Johnson's agent, said Tuesday the ESPN analyst continues strongly to consider a comeback and has discussed the Dolphins as a possibility. Word is he wants to decide by mid-March. WFOR-4 reported Johnson's former coach, Dolphins executive Bill Parcells, would be receptive to the ex-receiver making a comeback here.
Johnson was out of football last season, but he had 70 catches for 815 yards with the Panthers in 2006. He's also 35 years old, which means a comeback is not only improbable, but even if he makes the team, it'll likely be a one-year stint.

Now Chad Johnson Wants to be in Carolina

If a reporter from your town sticks a microphone in Chad Johnson's face, he'll tell you he wants to play for your team. Earlier this week, he said he wanted to play for the Miami Dolphins and then went on The Jim Rome Show and slammed the Bengals. Then, as I just told you, he told a Boston reporter that he wanted to be a Patriot.

Ocho Cinco was being interviewed by Charlotte's sports talk station WFNZ and was flirting with them about becoming a Carolina Panthers (you can listen to the interview here).

85 plus 89 equals Super Bowl. DeShaun Foster would never see eight in the box.

He also goes into what went wrong in the Nati this season ... which is what you've heard for a while. He also took a few shots at former Panther Keyshawn Johnson ("you fussin' about me having fun") ... even joking that if Keyshawn was right there "we'd start fighting". But the prospect of Chad Johnson and Steve Smith on the same team? They did it at Santa Monica CC back in the day.

By the way this was the Mark Packer radio show. Mark is the son of Billy Packer.

42 Stops to Super Bowl XLII: #38 - Eli Already Joins Elite Company

The 42 Stops to Super Bowl XLII is a series that will feature stories, stats and interesting trivia that you can use to act smart as you prepare for Super Bowl XLII.

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning will become the seventh quarterback that was selected #1 overall in the draft to start a Super Bowl.

He joins Peyton Manning, Drew Bledsoe, Troy Aikman, John Elway, Jim Plunkett and Terry Bradshaw.

Let's see: Bradshaw went four-for-four in his Super Bowl trips; Aikman won all his three appearances; Plunkett won both his Super Bowl starts; Eli's brother Peyton won last year; Elway went five times, winning his last two.

Only Bledsoe didn't fair as well. In his only appearance, Super Bowl XXXI, Bledsoe's Patriots lost to the Packers. Bledsoe would go on to win a ring as Tom Brady's backup in Super Bowl XXXVI.

Other #1 picks to win a Super Bowl: Orlando Pace, Keyshawn Johnson, Russell Maryland, George Rogers, Ed Jones, John Matuzak, Bubba Smith and Paul Hornung.

Here is another interesting list that Manning finds himself on: he joins Phil Simms, Jeff Hostetler and Kerry Collins as QBs who've led the Giants into the Super Bowl.

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