Here's to hoping Keyshawn Johnson releases a statement that reads, "I AM RETIRED FROM PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL. I WILL NOT BE COMING BACK. EVER. PLEASE QUIT CALLING. THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN ADVANCE." That way, the Miami Herald's Barry Jackson can quite asking Keyshawn about it every few months. Back on Earth, Jackson does write that the Dolphins would still be interested in adding a wideout (like, say, this dude), but have been pleasantly surprised by the Nos. 3-5 receivers...
"...especially Derek Hagan. Plus, '' David Kircus has been very impressive and Greg Camarillo has been very, very steady,'' receivers coach Karl Dorrell said. Keyshawn Johnson said he's still ''seriously'' considering a comeback but that never came up when he spoke to Bill Parcells last month."So, assuming Parcells has gotten over Johnson (like almost everybody else), Miami will go into training camp with Hagan, Kircus and Camarillo behind Ted Ginn and Ernest Wilford. Not exactly Duper and Clayton, but the team has bigger concerns (like, say, quarterback).
Luckily, I don't think Ginn's the worst player in the country, and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a break-out sophomore season. Again, the depends on somebody actually getting him the ball, but I like his chances with Beck/McCown/Henne and Sparano over Green/Lemon/Beck and Cameron. It'll be just like having Dan Marino, but very, very different.




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