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Yup. This guy.

The Lindsay Lohan sweating an athlete thing isn't brand spanking earth shattering news. She's already discussed, in a rather profane manner, how attractive she thinks Michael Phelps is, and the now, she may or may not be infatuated with a certain Chicago Bears quarterback.

That's right, Kyle Orton, you are pretty, pretty, pretty attractive.

Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton - dubbed ''super-hot" by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player's dance-floor moves.

It's hard to decide what's more amazing: that Orton has sick dance moves or that he's considered "super-hot" by a bunch of quasi celebrities, some of whom I can't name, and at least one of whom has been noted in the past as being a bit promiscuous.

Still, it's a pretty big couple of weeks for Orton. First he wins the Bears gig in a fierce battle of brilliant quarterbacks against Rex Grossman and now he's being stalked by Lohan? If the Bears can land a Marty Booker type for their second wideout spot, Orton = Easy Street.

I don't pretend to be able to judge how attractive a man is. It's tough trying to figure out what women want. I do, usually, think I can spot an ugly dude, though. It doesn't matter one bit to his football play -- which is quite ugly at times -- but Kyle Orton just seems like an ugly dude to me. It's probably because of presentation, sure, but that's how he's chosen to present himself ... with an odd-looking neck beard and an unidentifiable 'do.

Apparently, that's how Lindsay Lohan rolls. She and her gal pals want a piece of said neck beard, apparently:

Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton -- dubbed ''super-hot'' by Lohan, Ronson and Lauper, who all admired the NFL player's dance-floor moves.

I guess if you still find Lohan appealing -- just pop in Mean Girls -- this should give hope to all men that they can attract a woman. I mean, check out the picture ... you can't tell me you leave your house in the morning thinking you look worse than that.

Finally, from a fidelity standpoint, I hope the "attractive blonde" was Orton's wife ... maybe she dyed it?

Arm bash: Brinson on MPS

With both the Eastern and Western Conference Finals essentially on the brink, I was wondering -- what the heck happens to the postseason schedule if each of those series end in a four-game sweep?

Heck, it was hard enough going Sunday-Thursday last week without any hockey between Round Two and Round Three. How in the world would puckheads be able to cope with the prospect of a massive layoff between Round Three and the Stanley Cup Finals?

Fear not, for we have uncovered evidence that the powers that be are already considering just that eventuality. We've paired this news -- provided via the tireless Sean Leahy -- with a picture of the Cup and actress Lindsay Lohan, because, well, you never know when Ms. Lohan might want to check her schedule and plan around the Finals.

After all, she's originally from Long Island and they used to win Cups there a lot. Though, to be sure, not anytime in recent history.

With that, here it is, all mapped out:

Red Wing & Penguins sweep 4-0
Game One: Tuesday, 5/20 @Detroit
Game Two: Thursday, 5/22 @Detroit
Game Three: Saturday, 5/24 @Pittsburgh
Game Four: Monday, 5/26 @Pittsburgh

If one or both series lasts five games
Game One: Thursday, 5/22 @Detroit
Game Two: Saturday, 5/24 @Detroit
Game Three: Monday, 5/26 @Pittsburgh
Game Four: Wednesday, 5/28 @Pittsburgh

If one or both series goes to six games
Game One: Saturday, 5/24 @Detroit
Game Two: Monday, 5/26 @Detroit
Game Three: Wednesday, 5/28 @Pittsburgh
Game Four: Friday, 5/30 @Pittsburgh

Minor League Spotlight is the MLB FanHouse's look into baseball's minor leagues. But you probably figured that out already.

Just another reason to love minor league promotions, as Thursday featured a good one courtesy of the Savannah Sand Gnats:

Thursday, Aug. 2 will be Lindsay Lohan Drunk Driving Awareness Night at Grayson Stadium as the Sand Gnats will take on the Greensboro Grasshoppers at 7:05 p.m. in the finale of a four-game series. The game is sponsored by Grainger Honda.

It will be a Thirsty Thursday with half-priced beer and Coke and $1 Papa John's Pizza slices presented by Connect Savannah, Rock 106.1 and Papa John's Pizza. However, the Sand Gnats encourage all fans in attendance to learn from the redheaded actress' mistakes and plan for safe transportation home from the game.

Hook Towing will have a wrecked car from a drunk driving accident on display on the plaza in front of the main gate. Savannah Highway Enforcement of Aggressive Traffic (HEAT) will also be at the game with its blood alcohol testing van.

Really, what's better than promoting safe driving, and totally skewering a hollywood celebrity in the process? Outstanding! No immediate word on when the Sand Gnats will hold "Britney Spears Put Your Baby in a Car Seat Awareness Night".

Arm Bash: Metsblog