
Last week, Ryan Ferguson posted about which
coaches in the SEC are most often blown out, based on an article at
al.com. Pete Holiday also ran some numbers on
SEC coaches, blowouts, and shutouts. Both posts got me thinking about a specific part of the equation: which coaches in the SEC most often win by blowout in games that are truly important? It seemed like something I could figure out, and thanks to Phil Steele, I had the last five years' worth of SEC results at my fingertips.
Because of the way some teams schedule, I needed a way to measure blowouts that really matter -- I don't especially care if you're blowing out Western Carolina every year. So, I've created my own arbitrary statistic: Valuable Ass-Kickings (VAK). To earn a VAK, you must win a road conference game, bowl game, or game against a ranked opponent by 17 points or more. Why 17? I told you -- this is arbitrary. But mostly because if you're down by 17 at the final gun, you weren't really in the game.
Interestingly, the man who gets blown out the least is also the guy who blows 'em out the most: Georgia's Mark Richt. In the last five years at UGA, Richt has racked up 12 VAKs, with seven of them coming against ranked opponents. Tommy Tubberville is second with 10 VAKs and Phillip Fulmer is third with 7, both of them have recorded 3 VAKs against ranked teams.
Of course, it occurs to me that those three have been around the SEC the longest, so of course they're going to have the most. So I averaged each active coach's VAKs, which you van see after the jump.