Getting busted for DUI by a cop on a bicycle sounds like the perfect end to a perfect evening. As MDS noted yesterday, New Mexico was arrested and charged with driving drunk after leaving a club with his girlfriend/model Delicia Cordon. The Daily Press has the moving pictures to prove it.
Perhaps the most amazing thing in all this is that when Mr. Investigative Reporter went to Marcus Vick's house the day after the arrest (shockingly, Vick didn't answer), we learn that he lives in a mansion (roughly 2:00 into the video).
I remember hearing rumors that Ron Mexico gave his younger brother $1 million as a birthday gift a few years ago, but I figured it was just the internets run amok. Maybe not. Unless, of course, guys recently out of college with no job prospects can afford such luxurious living as a former NFL practice-squad player.
Vicks Model Girlfriend
Quarterback Marcus Vick, left, was busted for DUI early Friday morning and charged with eluding police. But according to reports, the NFL bust is living it up in a mansion with girlfriend/model Delicia Cordon. Click through to see more pics of Vick's party-going lady friend.
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MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 14 : Delicia Cordon poses on the set of a Twista and Pharrell video May 14, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for The Chamber Group)
Gustavo Caballero, Getty Images for The Chamber Group
MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 14 : Delicia Cordon poses on the set of a Twista and Pharrell video May 14, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for The Chamber Group)
Gustavo Caballero, Getty Images for The Chamber Group
MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 14 : Delicia Cordon poses on the set of a Twista and Pharrell video May 14, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for The Chamber Group)
Gustavo Caballero, Getty Images for The Chamber Group
MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 14 : Delicia Cordon poses on the set of a Twista and Pharrell video May 14, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for The Chamber Group)
Gustavo Caballero, Getty Images for The Chamber Group
MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 14 : Delicia Cordon poses on the set of a Twista and Pharrell video May 14, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for The Chamber Group)
Gustavo Caballero, Getty Images for The Chamber Group
MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 14 : Delicia Cordon poses on the set of a Twista and Pharrell video May 14, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for The Chamber Group)
Gustavo Caballero, Getty Images for The Chamber Group
MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 14 : Delicia Cordon poses on the set of a Twista and Pharrell video May 14, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for The Chamber Group)
Gustavo Caballero, Getty Images for The Chamber Group
MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 14 : Delicia Cordon poses on the set of a Twista and Pharrell video May 14, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for The Chamber Group)
Gustavo Caballero, Getty Images for The Chamber Group
MIAMI BEACH, FL - MAY 14 : Delicia Cordon poses on the set of a Twista and Pharrell video May 14, 2007 in Miami Beach, Florida. (Photo by Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images for The Chamber Group)
Gustavo Caballero, Getty Images for The Chamber Group
Whatever, the Palm Beach Post's Tim Graham has a detailed takedown of Vick's ladyfriend.
The video report includes a look at the wannabe beauty queen (but heretofore half-clothed eye candy) Vick was with. She claims to be an actress, but that would be like Vick claiming he's a football player.Glad to see somebody still has an outside shot at a celebrity career.
Delicia Cordon is a deadbeat, according to court records KTKA says have been filed in Virginia and Florida.
But she reportedly has six racy MySpace pages in her name, and this arrest might actually turn out to be good for Cordon's career as a celebutant, what with all the page views she must be getting.
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